I tried the halloween-themed Heinz Monster Munch mayonnaise - here's what it's really like

As you probably all know by now, I’m never one to shy away from a gimmick.

And Monster Munch just happen to be in my elite-level snack tier. I am a child of the 90’s after all.

So when I saw a Facebook post about Monster Munch-flavoured mayonnaise, I mentally and literally screenshotted the information and filed it away as ‘definitely one to try’. But to be honest, I’d pretty much forgotten about it until I randomly came across one lone bottle in Aldi over the weekend. Without hestitation it went into the basket.

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The problem has been what to put it with. The flavour is pickled onion Monster Munch, and I don’t know if that pairs well with many things I typically eat. So I chose french fries as blandest, safest match.

It claims to be ‘Scarily Good’. But it’s not. With its greeny-yellowy colour, it looks more like a salad cream, and it has the tanginess of that too. It’s very strongly pickled onion flavoured, I can’t argue that they’ve not nailed the brief, but for me, it’s far too much. I really don’t know what you’d eat this with.

A bit of fun is the best I can say about this one, sorry.

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