Laugh till you're sore with 15 of Peter Kay's best jokes.
We compiled some of the North West comedian's funniest one-liners.
Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics. You never know where to look when eating a banana.Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'
