Ex-Preston North End striker Jon Parkin is known for a funny story or two but perhaps his latest one blows any other out the water.
Now plying his trade at National League North club York City, the 36-year-old is showing a lighter and somewhat gruesome side to him - in a good way, of course!
Going on to launch his own podcast 'Under The Cosh' to recall hilarious moments from his career and life - his YouTube appearance with The Sportsman was no different.
Yes, Mr Parkin did once poo in a bath whilst on a lads holiday in Magaluf and yes it was spotted by one of his 'guests'.
Watch the video above and read what Parkin had to say below as he described the moment and equally amusing outcome.
You couldn't make it up...
Parkin said: “I was probably 19 or 20-years-old, the kid I was rooming with didn’t particularly like my rooming antics – like p*****g on the seat – stuff like that.
“So he went out first and I thought ‘I tell you what, I’m going to s**t in the bath’. We’re in Magaluf, we’re 20, who cares!
“I’ve s**t in the bar and I pulled the shower curtains along. So – later that night, I’ve pulled a bird – believe or not.
“We’ve come out this bar and it was torrential rain in Magaluf. There were two guys in full body wet suits that were aqua planning down the middle of the street.
“I’m walking hand-in-hand with Doris – suddenly one of them takes her out, so this bird has gone sprawling all over the place.
“I picked her up and all her arm was cut – so I was thinking ‘we need to get this cleaned up’.
“I said ‘come on, my hotel room is just here’. We get back to the hotel room and opens the door and said ‘the bathroom door is on the right-hand side love, go and get yourself cleaned up.
“I’m lying on the bed and my heads spinning – I heard the shower curtain ‘what the f*****g hell’s that!’. I’m like ‘oh no, what is it love, what it is!’ ‘There’s a massive s**t in your bath!’
“I said ‘no! He’s a dirty b*****d who I room with!”