Tomato, tomato, Primark, Primark, let's call the whole thing off
If you want to shop where clothes are falling off hangers, where do you go?
Beach bikinis and denim cut-offs? Velvet platforms and embroidered espadrilles? There's only one place to head, but how do you say it? VOTE NOW!
Perhaps we should all move to Ireland, where it's Penneys. Safer all round.