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Punny shop names are the best!

As someone whose livelihood depends on words, I always appreciate clever and witty wordplay.

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Aasma Day

Only Beckingham Palace fit for this princess ...

Life may not be a fairytale, but those of us with daughters feel we’ve been blessed with a princess.

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Aasma Day

A whole new meaning to the kiss of life

Want to know the secret of eternal youth? Pucker up and start smooching!

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Aasma Day

May I suggest timing is everything ...

Ask any comedian, chef or sportsman and they’ll tell you that timing is everything.

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Aasma Day

Advice for George and Amal Clooney: prepare for the daft twin questions ...

It’s not often I can smile in smug satisfaction at being a trendsetter but I can legitimately declare: “I had twins before it became fashionable.”

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Aasma Day

‘Cowardice in its most heinous form - but we mustn’t let the fear win’

As a parent, witnessing your children’s ‘firsts’ and seeing the unequivocal joy on their faces as they do something new and different is absolutely priceless.

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Aasma Day

The Internet is a perfect platform for the bitter and twisted

Don’t bitter people leave a bad taste in your mouth?

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Retro crisps are simply the best

Retro crisps are simply the best

Cravings are a curious phenomenon aren’t they?

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Ageing - do you embrace it or lie through your teeth?

Apparently my life is just beginning... or it’s all downhill from here depending on who you speak to.

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Brenda from Bristol

Is it time we all stopped gagging ourselves?

It’s only the young and the old who can get away with being brutally honest and saying exactly what they’re thinking, often to a hilarious reaction.

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Aasma Day

Are you turning into your parents?

It’s the moment we’ve all been dreading and a horrifying prospect but an inevitable and inescapable reality.

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Aasma Day

The height of irrationality - facing your fears

What goes up must come down... unless you’re scared of heights that is.

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Aasma Day

Stereotypes ... there must be more to life

It’s been over a week, but it still has me in stitches every time I watch it.

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The many perils of living your life in autopilot mode

Have you ever pulled into your work car park and suddenly been hit by the realisation: “I don’t remember my drive here at all”?

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Aasma Day

Haggling without losing face

“Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.”

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Aasma Day

You can throw the book at men ... but they won’t read it!

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

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Going back to Victorian times

“We are at risk of returning to Victorian times with more women dying in childbirth.”

That’s the view of Jessica Ormerod, maternity spokesman for the National Health Action Party, which is fighting to save the NHS from being turned into a US-style health service,
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Vicks on feet: Old Wives’ tale or a miracle cure?

Old wives’ tales are a curious concept.

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Aasma Day

Moths are feasting on my fashions

My life is being plagued by a problem from the Victorian era.

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“Don’t use that ... it’s just for show!”

“Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have trying to impress people they don’t even like.”

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